Bad Friends

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Tortilla Face

Explore episode Aug 10, 2026

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Bobby's Pool Takeover, Too Much Joy, and Fatherhood Regret

At 1:00:38 · chapter starts 57:30

Bobby recounts the surreal Saturday morning of walking out to three small children in his pool, accompanied by a professional swimming teacher, all organized by Esther Provinsky and Kalila using keys they apparently just have to his house. His out-loud declaration — 'there's just too much joy here' — captures the core tension: he's genuinely touched watching Dave King hold his baby and say 'Daddy, hold me,' but the weight of being responsible for a small human still feels like too much. Andrew argues Bobby would be a completely different and better person as a father. Bobby isn't fully convinced but is clearly thinking about it.

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Could Bobby and Andrew Adopt a Kid on a Timeshare Basis?

Tortilla Face · Aug 10, 2026 Society & Culture

Bobby watching a father hold his baby triggered an existential moment: he and Andrew might be missing fatherhood. They priced out adoption ($40K–$70K private, $0–$2K foster care) and briefly considered adopting a child to timeshare like a condo.

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