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Golf, Golf Recaps & The Shinnecock Discovery
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Paige has had an awakening about golf culture. She always assumed other women's complaints about golfer partners were about lost time — but now she realises it's about coming home and being expected to perform interest in a full round-by-round breakdown. Her text to Joe mid-round summed it up: 'Kim, there are people dying.' Hannah, who enjoys sports broadly, thinks she'd be a more receptive audience — but she also just spent an afternoon at Shinnecock Hills for US Open practice unable to identify a single professional golfer by appearance alone because they all have the same unremarkable body type as their managers and agents.
At Shinnecock for US Open practice, Hannah Berner discovered that professional golfers and their agents share the exact same body type. No one had a look that screamed 'athlete.' Some agents were more fit than the players.
Hannah Berner accidentally got added to a years-old group chat with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang and could see all the previous messages. Her attempt to explain what happened turned into an increasingly panicked spiral of over-apologies right before the Las Culturistas show went live.
