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Dads, Lists & Weaponized Incompetence
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With the garlic rant still fresh, Hannah and Paige fall into a warm, nostalgic exchange about their fathers' identical grocery incompetence. Paige's most burned-in childhood memory is her dad shouting 'Where's the goddamn list?' — a direct quote she delivers with the gravity of scripture. Hannah's dad had a lighter touch, scribbling jokes at the bottom of the shopping list to amuse himself, which her mom did not find funny. The conversation circles into how both women panic differently when a parent doesn't answer the phone — Hannah assumes dad-level forgetfulness, while Paige immediately assumes her mom is dead on a doctor's table — before Paige ends it cleanly with her two-word verdict on male domestic incompetence.
Both Hannah and Paige's dads had a habit of either losing the grocery list or coming home with entirely the wrong things. Paige's verdict: weaponized incompetence, period.
