2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Live from the Rose Bowl | 2 Bears 5K ft. Jelly Roll, Ari Shaffir, Joe DeRosa & Are You Garbage?

Explore episode May 18, 2026

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H. Foley & Kevin Ryan

At 37:17 · chapter starts 23:40

After Jelly Roll's emotional segment, H. Foley and Kevin Ryan bring the energy back to gleeful chaos. Foley is down 50 pounds and Kevin is down 75, but the real story is Foley's digital collapse: his phone got wet, he forgot his Apple ID, and Apple shut down his Uber, Venmo, Seamless, and every other app simultaneously. Kevin reads the panicked, unpunctuated email Foley sent from a laptop — which includes his Hell's Kitchen address and closes with 'I love you both. Hopefully to talk to you soon, Henry' — to hysterical reaction. Between bits, Bert defends himself against Tom's revelation that he appears in the Epstein files ('I was in his email because he was a big fan of comedy'), the gang discovers Bert's Gmail is [email protected] after it was accidentally sent to the Girl Scouts, and Bert delivers a vivid account of his first bidet experience in Japan that escalated quickly.

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