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Morgan thanks Michaela for co-hosting and directs listeners to the Two Hot Takes Patreon for bonus content, praising the January episodes and teasing a strong February. She offers Michaela a moderator role on the community. The episode closes with two sponsor reads: a second Sonic Frozen Refreshers ad promoting the four flavors of the new blended summer drink, and a Skims ad where Morgan personally endorses the Everyday Cotton Scoop Bralette and lightweight cotton t-shirts as summer staples, directing listeners to skims.com and asking them to note the podcast in the post-purchase survey.

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254: MORE Updates! · Feb 5, 2026 Society & Culture

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254: MORE Updates! · Feb 5, 2026 Society & Culture

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