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Endometriosis vs. Male Baldness: The Funding Outrage

At 43:03 · chapter starts 41:50

Hannah triggers Paige with a single fact: research funding for male pattern baldness significantly outstrips funding for endometriosis. Paige's response is instant and unfiltered — baldness is God's karma, hair transplants exist and cost $30 grand, and telling men to put a hat on is sufficient treatment. She pivots to the serious point: it takes an average of 10 years to get diagnosed with endometriosis, a condition most of the men controlling research budgets probably can't define. Hannah adds that whoever is voting on funding in the Senate likely doesn't know what endometriosis is. The segment is brief, furious, and one of the episode's most impassioned moments.

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