Marriage lasted ~6-7 years
Olivia Wilde's only marriage lasted roughly 6-7 years, ending when she was about 25, making her a self-described '25-year-old divorcée.'
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Olivia Wilde: Dating, Double Standards & Dealing with Scrutiny
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Jun 17, 2026
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Burning Man Wedding at 19 and a 23-Year Year Off
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Cooper opens this chapter with one of the episode's most delightful reveals: Wilde eloped at Burning Man at 19, with a paperwork ceremony completed by someone found on the internet whose signature may be legally invalid. She was on a school bus in Venice when she landed on The OC. The marriage lasted roughly six to seven years, ending around age 25 — not tumultuous, just an organic growing apart. She describes being a 25-year-old divorcée as 'a really funny' situation. The rebellion, she notes with irony, was to do the most traditional thing she could think of — and then not have a traditional marriage at all [1] — Olivia Wilde "Olivia Wilde eloped at Burning Man at 19, had the paperwork signed by someone found on the internet, and was immediately asking herself 'wh…" 25:20 .
Burning Man Wedding at 19: Wilde's Most Impulsive Decision
Olivia Wilde eloped at Burning Man at 19, had the paperwork signed by someone found on the internet, and was immediately asking herself 'what the fuck did I just do?' She then spent her early 20s living on a school bus in Venice before landing on The OC — and still considers the spontaneous marriage classic Olivia Wilde.
Married at Burning Man, age 19
Olivia Wilde eloped at Burning Man at 19 years old, with the actual paperwork signed back in LA — she says she immediately thought 'what the fuck did I just do?'
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