This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Podbit · This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

#664 - Crooners Welcome

Explore episode Jun 21, 2026

Where this was said

Mountain Dew Ad Read #2 & Minions and Monsters Promo

At 25:40 · chapter starts 25:30

Theo circles back to Mountain Dew for a second ad read, this time leaning into the brand's origin mythology: two brothers in Tennessee working tirelessly to nail the citrus kick that became an American institution. He positions it as attitude in a can — bold, independent, and still unmistakable since 1948. The transition into the Minions and Monsters promo is characteristically chaotic: the new Minion is named Dick, has one eye, and Theo argues anyone with one eye has 'earned whatever name they want.' The film involves monsters accidentally let loose in Hollywood, and Theo closes the bit by saying 'if you like Woody, you'll love Dick' — a sentence he immediately admits has no good delivery.

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