Pardon My Take

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Roger Clemens, Open Championship Preview With Shane Bacon, Spain To The WC Final, MLB All Star Week + Mt Rushmore Of Stores/Restaurants You Could Live In

Explore episode Jul 15, 2026
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Mount Rushmore: Stores You Could Live In Forever

Roger Clemens, Open Championship Preview With Shane Bacon, … · Jul 15, 2026 Comedy

The Pardon My Take crew debates the best stores and restaurants to live in forever. Costco wins unanimous first-pick status (food, alcohol, exercise equipment, trampolines). Dave and Buster's, Walmart, Dick's Sporting Goods, AMC Theaters, Magic City, Bass Pro Shop, and Mattress Firm all make the final rosters. Shane the producer suggests Blockbuster and gets destroyed.

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