Podbit · Pardon My Take
The Pardon My Take crew debates the best stores and restaurants to live in forever. Costco wins unanimous first-pick status (food, alcohol, exercise equipment, trampolines). Dave and Buster's, Walmart, Dick's Sporting Goods, AMC Theaters, Magic City, Bass Pro Shop, and Mattress Firm all make the final rosters. Shane the producer suggests Blockbuster and gets destroyed.
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The Mount Rushmore of stores and restaurants where you could spend the rest of your life produces an entertaining pick-by-pick debate. Hank and Zach open with Costco — the unanimous no-brainer, featuring food, alcohol, trampolines, exercise equipment, and bikes — before PFT stakes out Magic City (Miami strip club with a full menu) and Sam's Club. Big Cat, Max, and Memes go with Walmart (everything imaginable), Dave and Buster's (arcade, food, booze), Bass Pro Shop (fishing, swimming, the naked guy legend), and PJ Superstore (golf simulator, video games, groceries). AMC Theaters is a late clutch pick from Zach. The most contentious moment is producer Shane suggesting Blockbuster as an honorable mention, which is immediately demolished on the grounds that Blockbuster had no furniture, no real TVs, and basically nothing you'd want for long-term habitation [1] — Big Cat "The Pardon My Take crew debates the best stores and restaurants to live in forever. Costco wins unanimous first-pick status (food, alcohol,…" 1:07:54 . Honorable mentions include Target, Cheesecake Factory, Chili's, Cabela's, and Mattress Firm. The poll technically comes down to 0.2% — a win for Big Cat's team.
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