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Bobby Is Distressed

Explore episode Jul 6, 2026
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Bathroom Disaster Stories: Niagara Falls vs Pompeii

Bobby Is Distressed · Jul 6, 2026 Comedy

After a bad restaurant meal, Bobby had a Niagara Falls situation while Andrew describes his as a Pompeii explosion. The conversation escalates into Andrew predicting his friend Andrea Jin had exactly 8 minutes to race home before catastrophe, which proved exactly correct.

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Cold Open & Bathroom Disaster Stories

At 0:10 · chapter starts 0:00

The episode opens mid-chaos, with Bobby recounting how he vanished into a restaurant bathroom for 20 minutes the moment he finished his eggs. Andrew contributes his own delayed-reaction disaster story, and the two establish an elaborate geological taxonomy for bathroom emergencies: Bobby's is Niagara Falls, Andrew's is a Pompeii explosion. The banter is fast, filthy, and perfectly calibrated — the kind of conversation that sounds absurd but somehow makes the chemistry between these two feel immediate. By the time they're debating the precise consistency of each event, the listener is already hooked.

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