Bobby Lee declared himself Uno King after winning five games in a row against Jules and Isa. His methods included threats and bribing their mom, who declined the bribe. Andrew pointed out this is exactly how actual kings operated — which Bobby took as a compliment.
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Bobby Lee has developed a serious shirt-distressing hobby: he soaks white shirts in instant coffee and then sands them with sandpaper to create a vintage, worn aesthetic. In practice, this involved pouring instant coffee into his swimming pool and submerging shirts — a move that freaked out his pool guy, who arrived to find the water blackened. Bobby clarifies it was instant, not ground, coffee so the filter is fine. He's been waiting to accumulate 12 shirts before taking them to a professional bulk-distressing service he learned about from a wardrobe department person on his current film project. Andrew compares the whole enterprise to Brewster's Millions — a kid given a mansion who immediately decides to put coffee in the pool — and suggests throwing the shirts in a dryer with rocks. Isa reports that the outside of the house currently looks like a chemistry experiment, with stained shirts drying in different colors all over the yard. [1] — Bobby Lee "Bobby Lee's current obsession is distressing vintage shirts, and his method involves soaking them in a bucket — or his entire swimming pool…" 33:00
Bobby Lee's current obsession is distressing vintage shirts, and his method involves soaking them in a bucket — or his entire swimming pool — filled with instant coffee. His pool guy was alarmed. Andrew compared it to Brewster's Millions.
Bobby Lee poured instant coffee into his pool to soak shirts as part of a DIY fabric distressing process.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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