Hannah Berner's Italy trip has been derailed by her stomach running through her. She had to flee a dinner table mid-sentence, only to find turndown service in her room, then had to use her brother's pitch-black bathroom with just a phone flashlight. Her brother's response: 'Are you fucking kidding?'
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Hannah explains that she always gets the opposite of traveler's constipation — everything runs through her. At dinner, she had to abruptly announce she was leaving or she would 'in fact shit herself at the table.' She ran back to her room, found turndown service blocking her bathroom, rushed to her brother's room, and sat in total darkness for the entire experience, guided only by her phone flashlight [1] — Hannah Berner "Hannah Berner's Italy trip has been derailed by her stomach running through her. She had to flee a dinner table mid-sentence, only to find …" 13:03 . The siblings had also swapped rooms earlier — Hannah went to the bathroom in one room, then decided she preferred the other room. Her brother's reaction: 'Did you take a shit in here?' The segment segues into European hotel observations (ready-made cutlery in every room), the joy of leftover ravioli, and the way vacationing with family collapses everyone back into their childhood roles.
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