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Bobby Is Distressed

Explore episode Jul 6, 2026
Comedy
ASMR Makes Bobby Horny

Bobby Is Distressed · Jul 6, 2026 Comedy

The hosts discover Bad Friends is apparently ASMR content — babies and adults alike fall asleep to it. Bobby reveals he uses an app called Elvish Whispers to fall asleep but admits the genre makes him inexplicably aroused, especially when it's a woman whispering.

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Cancer Cures, AI, and Zuckerberg's Preserved Dorm Room

At 53:30 · chapter starts 51:20

Bobby goes off-script into conspiracy territory, arguing that a cure for cancer already exists and Big Pharma is hiding it for profit. His producer flags it immediately as misinformation — no one at Harvard would claim cancer is cured. Bobby graciously retracts. The conversation then spins into a riff on The Social Network sequel and a Google search that reveals Zuckerberg's original Kirkland House dorm room at Harvard has been largely preserved as a piece of tech history. Andrew marvels at the photo of a Gap-wearing Zuckerberg with no idea what he was building. The crew dubs Eduardo Saverin the greatest barnacle in Silicon Valley history — $5 billion, nobody knows his name.

Technology
Zuckerberg's Harvard Dorm Room Is a Tech Historic Site

Bobby Is Distressed · Jul 6, 2026 Technology

After debating who made out best in The Social Network story, the guys discover that Zuckerberg's original Kirkland House dorm room at Harvard — where Facebook was coded and launched — has been largely preserved as a piece of tech history.

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