Guest no-showed Bobby's Comedy Store set
A friend Bobby reserved Mitzi's table for at the Comedy Store never showed up, texting at 9:30 PM that dinner ran late.
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The Comedy Store No-Show: Bobby Performs for an Empty Table
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Bobby Lee was taking a week off from performing when a friend reminded him of a loose commitment from months ago. Feeling guilty, he called the Comedy Store on Friday and got slotted into the 8 PM main room show, bumping another comedian in the process. He reserved Mitzi's table — the most prestigious section in the club — and stood on stage watching the empty booth throughout his entire set. After the show, he confirmed with the COVID booth that nobody with his guest list had checked in. At 9:30 PM, she texted: 'Sorry, our dinner ran late.' Bobby didn't respond. The next morning she arrived at his house with four Lucky Boy burritos, six farm eggs, and her six-year-old daughter as a sympathy prop. Bobby locked himself in his bedroom and refused to come out for 30 minutes, texting Isa to check if she was gone yet. His verdict: forever dead. Andrew points out he never even texted to check in after she no-showed, which may have caused a miscommunication — but Bobby is unmoved. [1] — Bobby Lee "Bobby Lee rearranged his entire Saturday to perform at the Comedy Store, reserved Mitzi's table, and his friend never showed. The kicker? S…" 19:00
Bobby Lee Hid in His Room for 30 Minutes While the Friend Who Stood Him Up Sat in His Living Room
Bobby Lee rearranged his entire Saturday to perform at the Comedy Store, reserved Mitzi's table, and his friend never showed. The kicker? She showed up at his house the next day with burritos and her six-year-old. Bobby locked himself in his bedroom and refused to come out.
Bobby hid in his room for 30 minutes
Bobby Lee hid in his bedroom for 30 minutes while a guest who stood him up at his Comedy Store show visited his house.
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