Bobby Lee rearranged his entire Saturday to perform at the Comedy Store, reserved Mitzi's table, and his friend never showed. The kicker? She showed up at his house the next day with burritos and her six-year-old. Bobby locked himself in his bedroom and refused to come out.
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Bobby Lee was taking a week off from performing when a friend reminded him of a loose commitment from months ago. Feeling guilty, he called the Comedy Store on Friday and got slotted into the 8 PM main room show, bumping another comedian in the process. He reserved Mitzi's table — the most prestigious section in the club — and stood on stage watching the empty booth throughout his entire set. After the show, he confirmed with the COVID booth that nobody with his guest list had checked in. At 9:30 PM, she texted: 'Sorry, our dinner ran late.' Bobby didn't respond. The next morning she arrived at his house with four Lucky Boy burritos, six farm eggs, and her six-year-old daughter as a sympathy prop. Bobby locked himself in his bedroom and refused to come out for 30 minutes, texting Isa to check if she was gone yet. His verdict: forever dead. Andrew points out he never even texted to check in after she no-showed, which may have caused a miscommunication — but Bobby is unmoved. [1] — Bobby Lee "Bobby Lee rearranged his entire Saturday to perform at the Comedy Store, reserved Mitzi's table, and his friend never showed. The kicker? S…" 19:00
A friend Bobby reserved Mitzi's table for at the Comedy Store never showed up, texting at 9:30 PM that dinner ran late.
Bobby Lee hid in his bedroom for 30 minutes while a guest who stood him up at his Comedy Store show visited his house.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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