Speaker
Isa
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Episodes
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Quotes & moments
Isa and her sister went camping at Leo Carrillo with only bread, ham, cheese, and mustard — no fire, no light source except phones.
Bobby Lee rearranged his entire Saturday to perform at the Comedy Store, reserved Mitzi's table, and his friend never showed. The kicker? She showed up at his house the next day with burritos and her six-year-old. Bobby locked himself in his bedroom and refused to come out.
Bobby Lee's current obsession is distressing vintage shirts, and his method involves soaking them in a bucket — or his entire swimming pool — filled with instant coffee. His pool guy was alarmed. Andrew compared it to Brewster's Millions.
In medieval and Tudor England, gong farmers manually removed human waste from castle cesspits — climbing into chutes below where nobility relieved themselves. Gross as it sounds, it was reportedly one of the best-compensated jobs available. The episode found this out while discussing the island girls as 'gong farmers.'
Isa described a neighborhood 'gang' in the Philippines that required initiates to eat a dead frog and receive a spanking. She negotiated: she licked the frog, skipped the spanking. Bobby and Andrew later Googled it and confirmed the Bloods have actual active sets in Cebu.
Bobby Lee brought a van full of cooked spaghetti, bread, and salad to a village in the Philippines, feeding the residents. There was a goat tied up. The story made it into his graphic novel, which he signed copies of the previous day at a 'book signing' that Andrew mocked relentlessly.
Andrew Santino liked the horror movie Obsession; Bobby Lee called it terrible and spent 15 minutes explaining why — the villain's wish was too on-the-nose, the cat twist was telegraphed from miles away, and at 43 years old he simply wasn't scared. He even rewrote the villain's dialogue on the spot.
Everyone's excited that Obsession cost $750,000 and made over $200 million. But Andrew Santino points out the uncomfortable truth: nobody on set got paid, and not everyone will get a 'next one.' The director might get $10M and a Texas Chainsaw deal. The crew just got a great story.
Jules and Isa are heading back to the Philippines — Isa's mom is gone for the whole year (until Trump's out of office, as Andrew jokes), and Isa leaves Tuesday for school. Bobby is openly distressed about losing his live-in housekeeper/familiars, and the episode ends as a soft goodbye.
Bobby Lee declared himself Uno King after winning five games in a row against Jules and Isa. His methods included threats and bribing their mom, who declined the bribe. Andrew pointed out this is exactly how actual kings operated — which Bobby took as a compliment.
Bobby Lee had a graphic novel signing the day before recording. Andrew spent several minutes unable to contain himself at the phrase 'I did a book signing,' eventually conceding it was a graphic novel — which he called a cartoon. Bobby remains unmoved and calls it literature.
Bobby Lee discovered his own verbal tics through his podcast's algorithm recommendations, and committed to paying producer McCone $5 every time he uses one. The isms include: 'yeah yeah yeah,' 'the thing is is that,' 'can I say something,' kicking the table, and the Elmo laugh. He racked up $40 in the first episode.
Bobby Lee refuses to ever camp. The reason: as a child, his father and uncle set up a tent with Bobby and his cousin, waited for them to fall asleep, then drove to a hotel and slept there, leaving the kids alone in the wilderness overnight.
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