Podbit · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert argues that the lowered barrier to entry for comedy — open mics everywhere, social posting, throwing stuff at the wall — has created a comedy glut. His solution: some of you should start bands instead. Or just be a fan of comedy. Not everyone needs to be a comedian.
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Bert announces that Noga Erez, an Israeli singer who appeared on his podcast and was gifted a Por Osos hat, released a music video wearing the hat. He's thrilled and shouts out other artists who've worn their merch: Dwayne Trucks, the Red Clay Strays, Jelly. Then comes the Goose vs. Geese revelation: someone told Bert they liked Geese, and he thought they were just saying Goose wrong. They weren't. There's a whole separate band called Geese, and Bert likes both. [1] — Bert Kreischer "Bert's favorite band is Goose, but he just discovered there's a completely separate band called Geese — and he likes both. He also tags alo…" 1:07:12 He pitches Geese to Tom as more Tom's style. He also tells the story of Mount Joy — Bert tagged them on social media while on tour saying they could come watch Passion of the Christ on the bus after the show; at midnight, the entire band knocked on the door. The segment ends with Bert's rant that there are too many comedians and not enough bands, and that some aspiring comics should just pick up instruments instead.
Bert's favorite band is Goose, but he just discovered there's a completely separate band called Geese — and he likes both. He also tags along with the band Mount Joy on tour and invites them to watch Passion of the Christ on his bus at midnight; the whole band knocks on the door and shows up. The segment closes with a rant about there being too many comedians and not enough musicians.
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