Podbit · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura spent years imagining the perfect moment to tell Eddie Murphy about his late brother Charlie — a dinner conversation about whether Oscar De La Hoya could beat Keith Sweat. When the moment came, Tom delivered the story and Eddie Murphy replied: 'Is that the end of the story?' Five words. Career dagger.
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Bert sets up the segment by noting that only a fellow comedian could truly appreciate the significance of a room containing the four or five people who are the reason most of them got into comedy at all. Kroll walked in late with Santino Fontana and Ronny Chieng, with Louis C.K. behind them, found the stands already full, and seriously considered climbing a tree to get in frame — 'which would be an unbelievable story,' he notes, then adds he doesn't currently have insurance. [1] — Nick Kroll "The annual Ted Sarandos Netflix brunch is the most concentrated gathering of comedy royalty on the planet. Nick Kroll arrived late, nearly …" 18:58 He eventually found a spot in front by chance, bumped into Sandler ten seconds before the photo was taken, and ended up seated next to Chappelle. Bert's parallel story involves jumping into a pool at a previous year's event on request, with Chappelle's vocal endorsement the only thing keeping the room's assembled egos from revolting. The segment doubles as a masterclass in comedy-world social dynamics: the unspoken hierarchy, the silent auditioning for position, and the strange simultaneous privilege and insecurity of belonging to that room.
The annual Ted Sarandos Netflix brunch is the most concentrated gathering of comedy royalty on the planet. Nick Kroll arrived late, nearly climbed a tree to get in the shot, and ended up in the front row sitting next to Chappelle after accidentally walking in alongside Sandler. The photo looks effortless. It absolutely was not.
The annual Ted Sarandos brunch brought together Eddie Murphy, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart, and many more in one room.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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