Snapshot · 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The annual Ted Sarandos brunch brought together Eddie Murphy, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart, and many more in one room.
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Bert sets up the segment by noting that only a fellow comedian could truly appreciate the significance of a room containing the four or five people who are the reason most of them got into comedy at all. Kroll walked in late with Santino Fontana and Ronny Chieng, with Louis C.K. behind them, found the stands already full, and seriously considered climbing a tree to get in frame — 'which would be an unbelievable story,' he notes, then adds he doesn't currently have insurance. [1] — Nick Kroll "The annual Ted Sarandos Netflix brunch is the most concentrated gathering of comedy royalty on the planet. Nick Kroll arrived late, nearly …" 18:58 He eventually found a spot in front by chance, bumped into Sandler ten seconds before the photo was taken, and ended up seated next to Chappelle. Bert's parallel story involves jumping into a pool at a previous year's event on request, with Chappelle's vocal endorsement the only thing keeping the room's assembled egos from revolting. The segment doubles as a masterclass in comedy-world social dynamics: the unspoken hierarchy, the silent auditioning for position, and the strange simultaneous privilege and insecurity of belonging to that room.
The annual Ted Sarandos Netflix brunch is the most concentrated gathering of comedy royalty on the planet. Nick Kroll arrived late, nearly climbed a tree to get in the shot, and ended up in the front row sitting next to Chappelle after accidentally walking in alongside Sandler. The photo looks effortless. It absolutely was not.
Tom Segura spent years imagining the perfect moment to tell Eddie Murphy about his late brother Charlie — a dinner conversation about whether Oscar De La Hoya could beat Keith Sweat. When the moment came, Tom delivered the story and Eddie Murphy replied: 'Is that the end of the story?' Five words. Career dagger.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, a contestant hit Bobby Lee so hard in the face — with his hand rather than the tortilla — that Bobby fell back and briefly blacked out.
Jason Bateman's attorney once called him to reveal that JasonBateman.com was a gay porn hub website linking to hundreds of gay porn sites.
Tom Segura recalls watching Bert Kreischer order 10 appetizers, 4 full entrées, and approximately 20 double drinks at a restaurant in Tallahassee after the Florida State–Alabama game.
A neighbor made flyers calling out Bobby for not cleaning up after his dogs, and Bobby responded by turning the flyer into a T-shirt that sold out under his TigerBelly brand.
Bobby disappeared into a restaurant bathroom for 20 minutes immediately after finishing his meal, causing distress to the table.
Andrew predicted his friend Andrea Jin had exactly 8 minutes to drive home before a bathroom emergency became a crisis, and he was right.
Ike Barinholtz launched a solo weekly trivia podcast called 'Funny You Ass' in which he writes custom questions for each guest.
When called live on the podcast, Bert's father estimated he had only soiled himself 3 times — while Bert believes the real number is closer to 2,000.
Bobby Lee agreed to pay producer McCone $5 every time he uses one of his identified verbal isms during the show.
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