A woman in a communal sauna told Paige DeSorbo it was rude to wear sneakers because people lay their heads on the benches. Paige's rebuttal: laying your sweaty body on a communal bench is far more disgusting, and bare feet spread foot fungus. She kept her sneakers on.
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A brief but very funny detour into the logistical chaos of podcasting across time zones. Hannah is in Italy, Paige is in Toronto, and neither of them can reliably coordinate meeting times when the hour involves double digits. Paige confesses she nearly had a meltdown at the airport thinking she'd missed her flight, only to realize 2010 was 8:10 PM. The running gag escalates when Paige reveals she thought she was sprinting at 9 mph for 7 minutes straight — turns out the treadmill was set to km/h, shattering her brief Kendall Jenner-level athletic self-image. Hannah caps it by saying she stepped on a scale reading kilograms and decided not to convert the number because she liked it.
Paige and Hannah's combined Botox masseter mishaps — Paige 1 for 3, Hannah 1 for 1 — work out to roughly 40% failure across their attempts.
A broken pipe turned the Bad Friends studio into a hydrogen sulfide chamber. The crew denied smelling anything — which, as Andrew pointed out, makes their home lives deeply suspicious.
At a childhood sleepover in Sacramento, Bobby Lee's friends drew penises all over his face while he slept. He woke up, cried, and walked 7 miles down a dirt road before Eric Purvis's mom drove out to retrieve him.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, Bobby Lee got slapped so hard he fell and briefly blacked out — 5 minutes into the event. The rule was to use a tortilla, but the contestant used his bare hand instead.
What starts as a riff on Amber Alerts turns into an elaborate Speed remake: Bobby is a Hollywood tour guide whose bus shares a route with a kidnapper's identical bus, there's a bomb on board, and Keanu Reeves needs to be called immediately.
Their producer riffs a conspiracy theory about Lindsey Graham's death in Kyiv, which somehow leads to Bobby and Andrew discovering that every lyric of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin secretly describes 9/11. They are disturbingly convincing.
Bobby Lee woke up Saturday morning to find three children splashing in his pool, along with a professionally hired swimming teacher — all arranged by friends who have keys to his house. His response: 'There's just too much joy here.'
Harold Ramis told a story about Caddyshack's cast doing drugs all day and night during Florida storm delays, with half their pay going to cocaine. Bobby Lee immediately wants to make that exact movie — and offers to relapse to do it.
Robby Hoffman had never heard of 'new towels.' A towel, in her world, was built with the house. When Sarah Silverman announced she'd bought new pool towels, it was a class-gap revelation.
Will Arnett pitched the perfect rich-person home for Robby: seven-hundred-thread-count sheets and brand-new towels — but a tiny, wrecked kitchen with a coil stove, chips, and Sprite. Best of both worlds.
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