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Jared Goldstein performed five minutes of stand-up on a Zoom charity show in March 2020 without realizing the audience audio was muted — he thought he was bombing in silence until he finally heard laughs.
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After the Zoom call story triggers a digression about Jared's early pandemic stand-up experience, the group devolves into a deeply enjoyable conversation about bodily functions and FaceTime etiquette. Jared wonders whether it's appropriate to burp while on a family FaceTime call from your own home; Chanse says yes and Shayne gives a context-dependent ruling. Jared then delivers his closing philosophical monologue: while getting ready, he heard his own fart and felt a sudden wave of empathy — his butt is just a 'sweet little butt' that has no awareness of social norms. Shayne wraps up with a brief explanation of the famous Reddit poop knife story for uninitiated listeners (Jared and Chanse), before all three say goodbye and wish the audience a happy Pride.
Jared Goldstein's first Zoom stand-up show was on March 15, 2020 — day one of pandemic lockdowns. He performed five minutes of jokes in silence thinking he was bombing, then finally heard laughter and realized the audience had been muted the whole time. A masterclass in bad timing.
Shayne Topp recounted the legendary Reddit 'poop knife' story: a man who grew up with a family bathroom knife specifically for breaking up large stools visited his girlfriend's family and confidently asked where their poop knife was — only to discover his family was the only one that had one.
Shayne explained the famous Reddit 'poop knife' story — a man discovered his family's bathroom knife for breaking up large stools was not a universal household item when he visited his girlfriend's family.
Jared Goldstein ended the episode by sharing a genuine realization: his butt has no idea that anyone is offended by its natural functions. It's just a sweet little butt doing its best. Hard to argue with that.
On KSI's Make Me Laugh show, a contestant hit Bobby Lee so hard in the face — with his hand rather than the tortilla — that Bobby fell back and briefly blacked out.
Jason Bateman's attorney once called him to reveal that JasonBateman.com was a gay porn hub website linking to hundreds of gay porn sites.
Tom Segura recalls watching Bert Kreischer order 10 appetizers, 4 full entrées, and approximately 20 double drinks at a restaurant in Tallahassee after the Florida State–Alabama game.
A neighbor made flyers calling out Bobby for not cleaning up after his dogs, and Bobby responded by turning the flyer into a T-shirt that sold out under his TigerBelly brand.
Bobby disappeared into a restaurant bathroom for 20 minutes immediately after finishing his meal, causing distress to the table.
Andrew predicted his friend Andrea Jin had exactly 8 minutes to drive home before a bathroom emergency became a crisis, and he was right.
Ike Barinholtz launched a solo weekly trivia podcast called 'Funny You Ass' in which he writes custom questions for each guest.
When called live on the podcast, Bert's father estimated he had only soiled himself 3 times — while Bert believes the real number is closer to 2,000.
Bobby Lee agreed to pay producer McCone $5 every time he uses one of his identified verbal isms during the show.
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